Kay, so I absolutely suck at these... 
GIVE ME YOUR CANDY!!! I want your skittles
Ummmm, my name is Elizabeth, pick a nickname I don't care what you call me, I respond to everything.
I like cats. And food. And I'm stuck in Ohio and CANNOT WAIT TO GET OUT. There is NOTHING HERE.
I'm a wee bit insane and I do swear sometimes when you get to know me, but I have a problem with swearing when I play video games. Before you ask, no I'm not a gamer. I can't spell. At all. I am a grammar Nazi, but only when I'm either really tired or really happy. 
If you talk to me, here are clues as to how I'm feeling:
~If I use no capital letters or punctuation, I'm depressed.
~If I use tons and tons of faces or exclamation marks or extra letters, I'm either hyper or happy.
~If I mention food a lot I'm hungry.
~If I use short responses I'm either distracted or sad or getting yelled at.
~If I mention being confused a lot, I'm very very tired.
~If I suddenly start cursing I've been rejected recently.
~If I start talking with poetry, it's because I suddenly feel shy.

Tell me you're okay and I become suspicious.

I am not single I have a wonderful girlfriend who is  very nice.

And yes I am eating food right now. It is rare you will find me in a time when I'm not eating. That's it I guess... message me if you want to know more.

You say Edward Cullen, I say Tony Stark.
You say red and black, I say green and purple.
You say Forks, I say S.H.I.E.L.D.
You say Edward and Bella, I say Thor and Jane.
You say Jacob Black, I say Bruce Banner.
You say Volturi, I say Loki.
Put this on your profile if you love The Avengers

I will always be there for everyone. Don't believe me? Come to me with a problem and you'll see.

Rest in peace Jake, Jamal, Gabriel, and Omar. </3 7-2-13 and 6-17-13 and 7-30-13.