Cooper

Ok so what the actual fuck netflix

When your teacher forgets to clean up after her last class and the first thing you see when you walk to your desk is a piece of paper with the sentences "How to make a girl climax" and "I am interested about sex positions" written on it...

ALSOOOO
          On today's episode of DID COOP DRINK WATER TODAY??
          
          I had a yerba mate in the morning and like three sips of water when I got back from dance.

Fuck you, mom. You don't want me hanging out with my friends because they're "emo and depressed" and text in a GROUP chat in the middle of the night, they're not fucking directly texting me for one, but you literally hate them. And I have the chance to make something cool with them but you "have to talk to dad" about it because you think I'm just gonna end up "digging them out of their holes" for hours on end. Like wtf. You want me to be creative and make/write stuff but the moment an opportunity presents itsself you shut me down because you dislike people you only know through texts you've read without my permission. I actually really want to do this thing, and I got really excited about it because it's also a chance to see my friends that I rarely see, but now I can't. You don't give a shit when I go to my other friend's house for a birthday party with a ton of people you don't know, but the second it's a trans friend you know who has SLEPT OVER at our house but that's not entirely mentally stable, I need an adult present that you trust. And for some reason I can go to his dad's house but not his mom's?? You literally haven't fucking met either of them. Istfg I hate you. Plus you keep calling him by She/Her pronouns. Wtf. Like, you can use his name and everything but you can't call him the right pronouns cause you're a petty fuck who doesn't rlly support trans people as much as you claim. Plus there's that time that you asked one of my friend's deadnames cause I knew it (I fucking hate it but I remember literally everyone's deadnames someone shoot me) and I didn't tell you so you stalked his fucking family's social media, found their business website, and read a description of him that had his deadname. Then you told it to a ton of people at a fucking party. You're a transphobic bitch who pretends to be supportive and I fucking hate you. You also don't like when there's representation of mental health struggles in what I'm reading cuz it's 'promoting it'.
          rant bye

On today's episode of Did Coop Drink Water Today?
          
          uhh... I think I had some at lunch?

No longer do I wish for death, because my instructor let me retry my board breaks cause the reason I didnt pass was that this kid kept pulling his hand away right before I hit the board. So I passed. But I can't tell anyone in my class.

Ooh I didn't know you were Aroace. Aroace buddies!

So that binder I said I was never gonna finish was finished today. I got stuck for a minute trying it on but ive figured out how to take it off lol. Finished it just in time cause now my bobbin thread's empty and idk how to rethread that part.

YALL I FELL DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS TWICE LMAOOOOO

Fuuuuuckkk ow