Lostsoulsarefound

"I scream, you scream, we all scream 'cuz we're terrified, of what's around the corner." - Forest (Tøp)

Lostsoulsarefound

Okay so this update isn't going to be fun... But I've got to get this out.
          I broke my phone screen today, which means my $700 phone is now useless, and I will have to pay a lot of money to fix it. 
          
          Which means: I won't be updating for a couple of days. IM SO SORRY! I literally just got done sobbing.
          
          I hate when small things trigger me. Ugh... Anyway I guess I talk to you guys through pm. 
          
          - E :(:

Lostsoulsarefound

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Saturday morning
          
          *Little boy stands cooking and burning about three eggs-
          
          Me: (walks up to him) will you wash that pan when you are done? I need it to make some food. 
          Boy: (laughs) hell no. You can clean it yourself. 
          Me: (I sigh and walk away)
          
          -later that day after I fucking cleaned the contaminated pan and made myself breakfast. I put my dirty pan in the sink so I could clean it. I left it for ducking three seconds so I could pee.)
          
          Other dad: (sees me walking and frowns.) you really need to clean up after yourself, I'm hungry but I have to clean your shit.
          Me: I was in the bathroom? 
          Dumbass: you shouldn't leave the job not done.(mutters the word "women" under his breath.)
          Me: (blows a freakingg nerve.) you know what? Earlier this morning I asked your little shit for a son to clean the pan HE DIRTIED and he laughed in my face and said no!
          Other dad: (laughs) well, you can't expect my son to clean it. Cleaning is for the women. Women are lower than men which means my son doesn't have to clean what you do.
          Me: (steam coming out of my ears) are you fucking kidding? You fucking sexist bastard! No wonder you family is all shit heads! They deal with you dumbass brain all the time!
          Other dad: (grabs my wrist and a knife from the knife holder)
          Listen here you little girl. You need to know you place. You need to-
          Me: (grabs the knife hand and wraps arm around his throat, holding the knife in front of his face.)
          Me: (yells to my phone) Siri, call mom!
          Phone: calling mom.
          
          -fin- 
          
          Me being a sassy little feminist can get me in deep shit.