Me, innocently writing:
Random urge to knock a character off: sup
The random need to add an unholy amount of fluff: how you doin??
The fact that I cannot have a plot in my head as I write: I made tea, let’s talk.
Homework and social duties: Get the eff away from me.
My inability to make decent lengthened chapters: you should stop.
Having NO plot, again: We need to talk
me: ....