Louie Black

Butt Prints In The Sand
          
          One night I had a wondrous dream,
          One set of footprints there was seen,
          The footprints of my precious Lord,
          But mine were not along the shore.
          
          But then some stranger prints appeared,
          And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?"
          Those prints are large and round and neat,
          "But Lord they are too big for feet."
          
          "My child," He said in somber tones,
          "For miles I carried you alone.
          I challenged you to walk in faith,
          But you refused and made me wait."
          
          "You disobeyed, you would not grow,
          The walk of faith, you would not know.
          So I got tired, I got fed up,
          and there I dropped you on your butt."
          
          "Because in life, there comes a time,
          when one must fight, and one must climb.
          When one must rise and take a stand,
          or leave their butt prints in the sand."

When taking your pet to the vet
          There's one thing you mustn't forget:
          If your vet's a queer,
          Keep guard on your rear
          (Or a butt-plug would be a good bet).

One night stands. Fuck me.
          Tear my soul and butt in two.
          Thanks for the herpes.

Do you need a new butt?
          Will yours just not do?
          Well honey
          I've got the store for you!
          A gallery for butts
          Come one, come all!
          There's all kinds of butts
          Both big and small
          
          We've got butts that are big
          Butts that are round
          We've got butts that make
          A tiny "toot" sound
          Butts that are flat
          And butts super small
          Butts on short people
          Butts for people who are tall
          
          We've got butts that are firm
          Hard in your grasp
          Butts that are flabby
          But nice ones at that
          Butts so big
          They cover the seat
          And butts that are tiny
          Cute and petite
          
          We've got baby butts
          With the softest of skin
          Old ones that show
          How old, where they've been
          Butts that are fake
          so plump and new
          Butts that are real
          Which are far in few
          
          But what's this?
          A butt we don't know?
          Yes it's your butt!
          And just look at it glow!
          It's so very unique
          It's one-of-a-kind!
          Yes that trunk back there
          Is quite some behind!
          
          You don't need a new butt
          Why yours is so you!
          Who would wear it
          If it wasn't on you?
          Show off that butt girl!
          Because it's got class
          You'll have everyone saying
          "What an amazing * * *"

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