Louis Moriarty's Knife

Okay, I know I'm his knife and all so I've canonically touched Louis's hand like many times but... Question for everyone: What do you guys think Louis's palms are like? This is very important. 

Hey, would everyone want to read a story about Charles Augustus Milverton and how many times he says his own name? I think it'd be educational. 

Louis' knife is the worst character in MtP, guys. Like it makes Charles Augustus Milverton look good. Bro hogs ALL the screentime and ruined random noble npc #3's tragic death scene in Baskerville because it just HAD to get set on fire. And it somehow survived that?? Disgraceful. Smh 

Petition to cast Chiaki Kobayashi as the JP dub for the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Who will sign?

Hey, guys. I just wanted to share with you the script to my favorite Shakespeare quote. Very meaningful and emotional. Anyway, here's the quote:
          "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
          The twenty-meter pacer test will begin in thirty seconds. Line up at the start.
          The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
          A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
          Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
          The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
          The test will begin on the word start.
          On your mark, get ready, start."
          
          Wow. So inspiring. I cry every time. I hope you guys enjoyed these wise words.

Changing my profile picture for Albert's birthday. Behold it's glory, everyone. I actually can't remember where I found it, but it's beautiful 

Hey, guys, where do you think Louis keeps his knife (me)? No, I should not know, don't ask questions. 

To all my followers: You are loved. You are chosen. Your body isn't broken. 
          Words to live by. 

Thought I'd let everyone know I was in the yuumori musical. I think Louis and I will go to Broadway, not gonna lie. 

Please trade places with me, Ayumu Murase. I want Chiaki Kobayashi to be friends with me on Genshin too