Im a weird dude. An odd duck. A goober monkey. A platypus. And most of all: I'm an elephant.

Do you agree that elephants are the greatest animals in the planet?

Do you agree that purple is the best color ever?

Do you agree that purple is not only a color, but a flavor?

You don't have to agree with me, but just think about it..


My name is Bec. I'm 17 years old. I don't go to high school because I finished early, now I'm just waiting around until graduation. 

I've got two nephews that I regularly babysit, which takes up the majority of my time.

If you're still reading this, I guess you're interested in my boring life! Yay! Love you too!!

My books are created from my head. The things in the book are things that I have been through, things someone I'm close to have been through, or (rarely) things that I either wish would happen, or things that I hope will never happen. Everything comes from me, but if someone gives me ideas about it I would love to read it.

I absolutely love to sing, act, and pretend to model, so even though I'm not famous, I like to tell myself that I will be in the near future.

My hair is purple.. or should be.. its kind of pink because of the shitty hair dye I used.. oops. I'm gonna get it redone, so it will be completely purple instead of mostly pink in the near future.

I've got only my ears pierced, but I can't wait until I get more piercings. I've got no tattoos, but I can't wait until I do.

I live with my two brothers, one of which has a girlfriend who also lives with us. The other of which has a son that lives with us, one of the nephews I babysit. Then there's my dad, and he lives with us, but I like to pretend that he doesn't. 

Anywayssssss, I can't think of anything else about me that you'd like to know, but if you do have a question, comment, suggestion, insult, compliment, sarcastic something, joke, or anything else that you want me to see, message me!

Alrighty then!! Love you to death! Buh-bye my little friends!!💜💜💜💜