Row, Row, Row your boat
gently down the stream
If you see you OTP 
Don't forget to scream

Twinkle twinkle, little star
I want to hit you with a car
throw you of a tree so high,
hope you break you neck and die.

The perfect torture method:
Make then watch and get emotionally attached to 'Tokyo ghoul' then, always hinting about someone dying, and watch them cry when HE dies (While mocking them), and make their cell have the black and white pattern, like the place where Kaneki was tortured and break them down mentally. Then silently whisper, "Now, what's 1,000 minus 7...?" And make them rethink their life choices.