Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening
Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it
Clinomania: An excessive desire to stay in bed
Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place
Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

Those words up there basically explain me and I love puppies.