Lovely_is_Amazing

Dude I just woke up to a freaking text message from my mom saying "go wake up your father the cops are outside" and I didn't receive it till like 11 minutes  Like wtf happened when I was asleep??? 

Salmon3187

Ur bro is a little gangster Hehehe lol pew pew pew
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Lovely_is_Amazing

@Lovely_is_Amazing Just found out the reason the cops were outside is because of my younger brother bro he ain't even 12 yet and already got beef with the cops 
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Lovely_is_Amazing

Dude I just woke up to a freaking text message from my mom saying "go wake up your father the cops are outside" and I didn't receive it till like 11 minutes  Like wtf happened when I was asleep??? 

Salmon3187

Ur bro is a little gangster Hehehe lol pew pew pew
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Lovely_is_Amazing

@Lovely_is_Amazing Just found out the reason the cops were outside is because of my younger brother bro he ain't even 12 yet and already got beef with the cops 
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Lovely_is_Amazing

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I have 3 Sex workers texting me on Ifunny and I'm crying cuz 2 sent nudes and one just said "wanna fuck?"

ImperialJapanCH

@Lovely_is_Amazing Why do you have sex workers.....?
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Lovely_is_Amazing

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@Lovely_is_Amazing BTW I'm at school rn and it fucking sucks
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Lovely_is_Amazing

The Chinese know stuff, so this highschooler died Abt a doy ago due to a blood clot reaching his brain,BUT the weirdest thing is, he went to a Chinese restaurant three days before his death and got a fortune cookie that said "live everyday as if it is your last" 
          Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Whyyyyyyyy_Not

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@Lovely_is_Amazing I smell something, like food or blood, and then the next day my mom (or someone else) will make that kind of food and shit like that
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Whyyyyyyyy_Not

@Lovely_is_Amazing There is a reason my parents put me in Chinese DLI when I was younger, I'm convinced now. Because now I have smelling visions after I stopped doing Chinese
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Lovely_is_Amazing

Yesterday I ate coloured goldfish,and it felt like I ate a bowl of sugar. It felt like I didn't take my pill,which keeps me in check from my hyperness or as my friends call it "I woke up and chose impulsive violence"  It's kind of like taking a chance with a side effect that you don't know. That's the danger of taking her advisory food in only her advisory food, she can give you the same thing you had in advisory during regular class and it will have no effect TnT