Lovingangelicheart

I'm feeling great emotionally :3
          	Just wish though I could control my other part of me

Lovingangelicheart

"Dear Penis"
          
          
          Dear penis,
           I don't think I like you anymore,
           You used to watch me shave, 
           Now all ya do is stare at the floor,
           Oh dear penis,
           I don't like you anymore.
          
           It used to be you and me,
           A paper towel and a dirty magazine,
           That's all we needed to get by,
           Now it seems things have changed,
           And I think that you're the one to blame,
           Dear penis, I don't like you anymore.
          
           He sings
          
           Dear Rodney,
           I don't think I like you anymore,
           Cos when you get to drinking,
           You put me places I've never been before,
           Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.
          
           Why cant we just get a grip,
           On our man to hand relationship,
           Come to terms with truly how we feel,
           If we put our heads together,
           We'd just stay home forever,
           Dear penis, I think I like you after all.
          
           Oh and Rodney,
           While you're shaving, shave my balls.