SOMEONE HELP ME HEATH LEDGER JOKER HAS INVADED MY DRAMA CLUB SESH. I'M FOR REAL, THERE'S A DUDE HERE REHEARSING HIS LINES AS HYDE AS THE JOKER, AND IT'S TOO GOOD FOR ME. I'M FRIGHTENED WHAT DO I DO. PLEASE JESUS CHRIST SPOMEONE RESPOND, I DONT WANT HEATH LEDGER TO TAKE MY SOUL. PLEASE.
PLZ HELP.
PLZ.
I like to ask myself frequently, "On a scale of one to YMCA, how gay am I?", and I answer, "Well, me, about an Arin Hansen to Rob Lowe." (Only for some, and really good at hiding it.)