Lieutenant Hunter

Soliel: My son will bring home to ugliest men and be like “thoughts?”
          Soliel: And prayers. I don’t know what you want from me

Dudes. My writing is broke I can’t see anything I’m typing
          
          Sob

The entire multiverse is run by one autistic man who does not have enough distinct sticky-note colors for all of this bullshit

I will always find it hilarious that Ink reveals super important plot details by just going “ya know” and everyone else is like “what are you talking about?”

I hope you all want a holiday themed bonus chapter cause you’re getting one. 
          
          (Bonus fun facts for people who actually read the announcement: One of the characters has a robo service dog, and in my head, I have named it Muttaton. Mutt for short.)

I really think there should be more fics of Ink being a trust fund baby. Struggling artist is overrated, let this man not know how to do anything except spend his grandparents’ money. I want interactions like this;
          
          Blue: I have to work extra shifts to make rent this month.
          Dream: Oh, that sucks. Good luck with that.
          Ink: What is rent?
          Blue: I have to pay a landlord to continue to live in my apartment.
          Ink: Have you tried just buying the apartment? :)
          

Super super early spoiler for a line I’m going to use eventually 
          
          Character 1: Who died and left you in charge?
          
          Character 2: My mother

This is all your fault Jeremy 

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Fell, Sci, and Cross perfectly exemplify the idiots and idiot wrangler trope, but who are the idiots/idiot wrangler changes based on the situation