Hi, my name is Lucas "Criken" Jones, I'm a transmale, an aspiring writer and graphic designer, and I am a fan of Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus. I have a large and, *ahem* colorful vocabulary.

I live in Minnesota, a place where winter lasts longer than spring, summer, and fall combined; and there is no such thing as "warm weather." It's either stiflingly cold or painstakingly hot.

I have ADHD, or Attention Defecate Hyperactivity Disorder. ADHD makes it difficult to focus on tasks for an extended period of time. Couple that with my chronic procrastination and depression, and it becomes difficult for me to create content on a consistent basis, but I will sure as hell try.

I enjoy writing obscure ships, such as Trevor Collins/Jeremy Dooley (coined as Doolins) and Miles Luna/Jon Risinger (Risingluna); and I love writing Major Character Death.