Lucifer Novak

YOOOOOO HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH FUCKERS AHAHAAHAH

JESUS CHRIST I WENT THROUGH ALL OF THE POSTS FROM TODAY TO MY FIRST EVER BUT I COULDNT BARE TO GO BACK TO THAT CRINGE OMFG DUDE WAS 12 YEAR OLD ME ALWAYS SO WHINY???? FSAHKJSDJBHF I LOVE THIS AND HATE IT SO MUCH HOW DID I GET A SUPER AWESOME FRIEND OUT OF MY DRAMATIC FUCKING WHINING AACDSHVGDKJLMFAO

yuh ik its pathetic but i just like scrolling back through my own posts on this account as some over dramatic emotional 12 year old kid with an affinity for heavy metal rock, ficitonal characters, gay ships and mcr writes posts.

yuhhhhhhhh im back bitches. fuckers. little shits. 
          
          i dunno what im saying i just feel a very strong fucking urge to put profanity in all of my sentences. if 'fuck' isnt in my sentence or in every minute of my speaking then i just feel like somethings missing lmao.
          
          jesus its been a while, hasnt it lads? hope ur all doing okay, 2020 hit us like a freight train, 2021 isnt too bad so far but im not banking on the crippling economy, debt of the most powerful countries, and the 128mil cases of corona improving just yet. 
          
          love yall mfs, stay safe whores :]

IM RUNNING AWAY FROM A FUCKING TANK OF COURSE I GOT SHOT, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE FROM A GOD DAMN TANK JESUS CHRIST 

We have ingredients for some shit, and a fuckton of apples, should I make apple cake or apple pie?
          
          Keep in mind, I've never made cake or pie like ever lmao 

I'd like everyone to please submit to the dark side, dark mode is awesome and it's actually black, not that Grey bullshit that YouTube tries to pass off as "dark" NO YOUTUBE DARK IS LIGHTS OUT, NOT FUCKING NIGHT LIGHTS ON CUZ YOURE A PUSSY, GOT THAT?
          
          anyway, enjoy you're day.
          
          AND YES KOALA, I AM AWAKE AT 3 AM, FUCK U GON DO BOUT IT, YOU COOL SHORT LITTLE MORTAL
          
          I'VE BEEN STUDYING SINCE LIKE 10 OK IM TAKING A FIVE MINUTE BREAK THEN I'LL GO BACK TO WORK SO HAHAHAHH IN YOUR CUDDLY LITTLE FACE. 

A message to wattpad:
          
          CAN YOU NOT FUCKING OUT ADS ON MY OWN BOOK WHILE I'M LOOKING THROUGH IT THAT LASTS A FULL GOD DAMN MINUTE. PLEASE. LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST A MINUTE OF MY PRECIOUS TIME WASTED ON AN AD ABOUT STOCK MARKET SHIT. BRUH IM NOT EVEN 18 IDFC JUST LEAVE ME OUT OF THAT STUPID SILLY SHIT.
          
          THANK YOU. NO GO SUCK A COLORFUL DICK

You know you're on that good shit when you start the walking dead, a fucking zombie dystopia TV series, when there's a global pandemic going on right outside yer fuckin house-
          
          AND YES NAYO I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW ITS 4 FUCKING AM AND I AM AWAKE, WHAT THE FUCK U GON DO BOUT IT SWEETIE PIE COME AT ME KOALA COME AT ME
          

Marvels new warriors is a steaming hot pile of sjw bullshit lmao
          
          Snowflake? Safespace? Is marvel actively trying to lose the comic book industry as a whole? First riri Williams now this? Christ on a cracker, it really is the end.