Lucifer and Matthew

(( http://www.wattpad.com/128152468-the-dragon-fell-for-the-lamb-chapter-seven-lucifer
          the hidden chapter~

"I love being the sexiest beast alive and all, but it gets pretty tiring having everyone fawn secretly over you when you've actually found a spouse you'd like to keep...forever. I just hope Matthew doesn't mind that I love a lot of people. He's going to be the only one I'll ever make love to."

"Matthew, I think we ought to tell our readers..."
          
          ¬Lucifer 

"Fine. I'll just...um..."

*walks away smugly*
          
          ~Matthew

"*cries*"
          
          ¬Lucifer

"no, Lucifer!" 
          
          ~Matthew 

".......BUT I NEED THE BOOTY!"

"Well, boo hoo you pervert!"
          
          ~Matthew

"....but....but.....but................I need the booty...."
          
          ¬Lucifer