Wife: "how would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK"

Wife: "what does that mean?"

Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but how about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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