FRIENDS: Never ask for food. 
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food. 
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs 
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mom 
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. 
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. 
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. 
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. 
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. 
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you. 
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. 
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" 
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out. 
FRIENDS: Will read this. 
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did :3