I stared at the word "about" and tried to contemplate its meaning for over thirty minutes. I finally decided - after wasting a portion of my friday night - that trying to debunk that word is useless. Let's be realistic, I'm not going to post my diary on my profile, mainly because of two reasons : #1 It wouldn't make a word count of 2,000 and #2 We'd both be feeling really awkward after the first sentence. "Dear Diary, today I found out I have feelings for this guy..." And yeah, you get the idea. Embarrassing! So instead of knowing "about" me - because trust me, these kinds of relationships only blossom when the person you want to get to know isn't blabbing about themselves on a computer  screen - you can just go listen to some Taylor Swift and "Shake Off" my awkward Bio that literally avoids any and every personal question you might have. Chow!