Officially dead, no books will be updated. Reason: Too cringy, annoying, terrible, bossy+
If you touch my hair, I will personally feed you to Cerberus
Hall of Quotes
"All girls are princesses, even the ones that live in tiny attic rooms"
~Sarah Crew, A Little Princess
"Magic must be believed in, that's the only way it's real"
~Captain Crew, A Little Princess
"Just because they don't speak, doesn' mean they don't listen"
~Captain Crew, A Little Princess
"Everything is possible, even the impossible"
~Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins Returns
I'm just a table in a world full of chairs.
You say Greg Heffley, I say Harry Potter
You say Go to Hell, I say go kiss a dementor
You say Die, I say Avada Kadavra
You say depressing, I say the dementors are near
You say life, I say Luna Lovegood
You say crazy, I say Bellatrix
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say sidekick, I say Ron and Hermione
You say Twilight is better than Harry Potter, I say you must not tell lies
You say red and black, I say red and gold
You say football, I say Quidditch
You say Volturi, I say dementor
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black
You say I HATE YOU! I say SENPRUMSECTPRA!
You say Where did you come from, I say, When a mommy and daddy love each other very much-
Samantha, professional napper, matchmaker, crazy, weird, sassy, man-hater(most), Sims 4 addict, Draco Malfoy fangirl at heart, Severus Snape fangirl Always (See what I did there), Snily (SnapexLily) addict, 110% Harry Potter fan, would die to shake hands with Bellatrix, Draco, and Severus, Bellatrix fangirl 111111%, Luna Lovegood fangirl 111111%, loves the time 5:55 p.m., Pices, Percy Jackson Fangirl Foverever!
- dead, because most people would kill me for all my jokes that were cringy
- JoinedJuly 3, 2018
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