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My big sis irl: do you have any more trash so I can throw out?
Me: yeah, you.
Her: awww my lil siss :) *she says sarcastically as she hugs me, and almost trying to carry me bridal style*
Me: yeah aww :) *hugs her back* can you still carry me?
Her: hm maybe *picks me up bridal style towards the trash bin outside*
Me: Hey hey!
Her: hahaha! So who's trash now??
-she suddenly squats down-
Her: oh shit- you're too heavy now
Me: can you stand back up?
Her: ..you know I exercise most of the time but the only thing that I'm not very good at is squatting.
Me: pfft, that's why you shouldn't skip leg day :D
Her: oh fuck you
- we spent like about 5-6 minutes laughing our asses off while trying to find out how to get myself off of her arms so she can stand up, (she can't drop me off to the ground because it was Muddy), I then saw a spot behind her that wasn't muddy so that's where she dropped me off and she stands up holding her knees as if she had just done a running marathon -
We agreed to not do that again xD