O-Oh... hi there!!!!! Welcome to my description... oh.... y-you're still here? Everyone always leaves... they say I'm too nice and kind... but I'm just trying to be myself!!!! Do you want to watch the new skibbidi toilet episodes with me? *I watch as you start to turn to leave* W-Wait! Don't go Reader-chan...! *sigh* they always leave.... *shakes head* No one wants to be my friend.... I guess I'll have to unleash my ALPHA SIDE!!! AWOOOOOO!!!! *i turn into the alpha sigma gigachad wherewofl* GRAHHHHHHHH!!! *all the ladies start swooning over me and my big strong muscly muscles* Sorry kittens... my heart belongs to someone else.... *I turn to you with heart eyes* Reader-chan... even after hurting me, I still love you... wh-what? What do you mean you love me just the way I am? *my red eyes start fading and my alpha wolf body hair starts balding* wow... I-I don't know what to say... oh wait.... I do! *i get down on one knee, foaming at the mouth* Will you be my rizzler?