We_All_Love_Cxm
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Heyyyyy I’m here from the Sugawara x reader () fanfiction and you said that koala suck so I really want to know why bc i don’t hate them just interested bc my bro told me that the babies eat the moms poo so idk why they suck and I’d love to know why !
Luna_Lycan
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Another thing that I personally hate about koalas is that they can’t naturally survive on their own properly as a species they need assistance from humans they once almost died out in one area of Australia but they brought in new koalas and created an ideal environment for them to mate in like bruh? One of the reasons why the Australians cannot just simply let them slowly die off is because there is a tax for leaving an animal become extinct, and so poor poor Australia had to keep them alive or pay the price, and lastly I really REALLY hate their noses they’re large slimes covered in mucus and it’s leathery those are not textures that should be combined- people see them as cute but all I see is it’s claws and STI it’s an animal that shouldn’t exist-! One and lastly lastly their not bears yet everyone calls them koala bears I can’t remember the name for it off the top of my head but koalas aren’t bears yet everyone believes they are like- nOo-! So yea I have other reasons why koalas suck but they can be kinda technical TvT but yea koalas suck they should kill them off no one needs them or wants them like bruuuh Also sorry for responding so late I genuinely never saw your message till now ^^;;
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Luna_Lycan
This is an extremely late reply ^^; but sure here’s why koalas are the absolute worst animal ever : Firstly most koalas have an STI called chlamydia, which the koala can give to up which is pretty bad considering you can never fully get rid of an STI. Then there’s it’s eating habits, it only ever eats eucalyptus which is acidic and erodes their teeth so they can eat anymore, eucalyptus is also not very nutritional and domes give the koala enough energy so if you ever see a koala fall out of a tree it’s probably because it ate it’s fill of eucalyptus and didn’t get enough energy from it and fell unconscious. Obviously animal preservers tried to help the koala by trying to get to eat eucalyptus in different forms like a paste or a liquid so they could continue eating even after their teeth eroded away, but koalas being the dumbest creature alive refused to eat it in any other form. The animal preservers then breaded koalas that ate other food this was great for the koalas but they desecrated habitats for other creatures. Thankfully all of these koalas that ate other types of food than eucalyptus died in bushfires. And as you said koalas feed their baby’s with their own poop or feces this contains even less nutrients because it was absorbed by the parents body, they do this because like birds the baby koalas can’t chew the food though the koalas way of doing it is hella lot less productive.
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