Anonymous Marshmallow

I'm sorry for everything.

Heeeeeeey! PEOPLE ON MY MESSAGE BOARD, HELLO. I WELCOME YOU AND BRING NEWS AND A REQUEST. OR REALLY JUST A REQUEST I SUPPOSE..... 
          
          Okay. Enough funny business. So, I have this app called miitomo. 
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          If you have it then you know where I'm going with this lol. 
          If you want more friends over in miitomo, feel free to pm me or post here your friend link thingie and we can become beasties! *cough*andicangetthemoneyprizesforhavingfriends*cough*
          
          Hm? What? Nothing. I said nothing. Just be a cool person and help a gal out, huh? 
          
          Yall are the best! Have a great night/day/morning/afternoon/evening/(is there more than this? Lol)
          Atm though, I am beat and am promptly going to crash after posting this, so goodnight everymarshmallow! 
          
          Xoxo,
          Anon Marsh

Hey! I feel terrible, I've totally been neglecting all of you, but I'm afraid my absence is going to continue as I've just got a lot going on right now and haven't been able to make time for reading and writing. Thanks for understanding, guys!
          
          Xoxo
          - Anon Marsh

Ok, so has anyone tried Twinings' Lapsang Souchong tea before??? Me and my mum have twinings tea shopping sprees when we are running low on our tea stock and we decided to try this one... As soon as I opened it I shoved it to the back of the cabinet in fear and haven't touched it since...
          I've decided to try it and am brewing a cup now but omg it still smells so weird. Tea should not smell like bacon guys. It defies the tea laws of nature... But anywho. I'll tell you guys what I thought of it and feel free to tell me what you thought if you've tried it! If you haven't, which twinings tea is your fave? 
          
          Xoxo
          Anon Marsh

Update: 
          My dad killed it. I am no longer being held hostage and can now sleep in my room. I think I'm legitimately traumatized now tho... ; ^ ;

JUST GOT HOME AND OH MY MARSHMALLOW FLUFFING GOD THERES A SPIDER IN MY ROOM AND ITS ON MY CEILING AND ITS BETWEEN ME AND THE DOOR AND IM TRAPPED IN HERE AND OHMDKSNSSSSNSKKNSKSS ITS GONENOW AND IM NEVER SLEEPIN IN MY ROOM AGAND I WANNA CRY AND OHMUGOD IM DOOMED AND DKSDNSKAKSNKDK *GROSS SOBBING* THEYRE LOOKING AND THEY CANT FIND IT AHHHHHSMSKWPWNSKDOMKQPJENDFRNNDMAOKMDSOA

Hey guys! So, I had tons of notifications this morning (my preccccious... Keep em coming, I LOVE mail and comments!!!) so I thought I should post a message to explain my long absences between replies! 
          I'm attending a three day convention and today was day one. I have to leave around seven (central US time) and don't get home till seven-eight, so it'll be a while before I have wifi and can reply to all of you lovely people who are brave enough to engage a real life marshmallow in conversation. It's scary, believe me I know, but you guys are troopers and I'm super proud of all of my wattpadian friendzies!! 
          So yup, don't hate on me if I don't give you an immediate reply!
          
          Xoxo
          Anonymous Marshmallow
          
          P.S. for more info on my convention (it's an annual, worldwide event and the public is invited and more than welcome!) check out this link! ---> https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/conventions/ 
          If you are interested in attending, use the 'find a location near you' button. Love y'all! 

I'm kinda real sad right now. I have long hair and it looks cute about 50% of the time, right? But then, 75% of the time, it's a total mess and I just can't. It's so ridiculous that it muddles my math skills. 
          
          But anyways. I'm sad because it's 11:30 p.m. and my hair is at 125% right now. Like, it's amazing how perfectly cute it looks. But will anyone besides my parents ever see this once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon? Will anyone ever see this perfect bun? 
          
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          No. The answer to both of those questions is no. 
          
          *sigh* The misfortunes of a girl with long hair are many. But I wouldn't cut it off even if you offered me money, though I think I might be either flattered or offended... Hehehe...
          
          Well, goodnight dearies! 
          
          Xoxo
          -Anonymous Marshmallow

Hello all! Why am I saying hello, you may ask? Do I have an announcement? Did I die recently? Did I spill my coffee? FOR THE LOVE OF MARSHMALLOWS WOMAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
          
          Well, I'm just here to say hello to ALL of you! Followers or not. So, HELLOW OWT THAWR!!! 
          
          That's it, I promise! I hope you all are having a FanTabUlouS day!!!!! 
          
          Xoxo xoxo
          -Anonymous Marshmallow

Hi there !!! Just saying hi! :)