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@breadthedead "Read it all. I mean it. If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral. I'D BE IN JAIL CUZ I KILLED YOUR MURDER BRO- We're friends so if you die nothing's stopping me from coming. Send this to people you care about :] and see how many times you get this! You're an amazing friend, no not amazing, legit the bestest friend one person could ever wish for. Till death and forever! This sounds like a wedding but believe me it's not- X'D Once you've read this letter, send it to, like, 15 people? Nobody knows how important someone else is till they're gone after all! If you get at least 3 back you are loved, but even if you get one back, you're still loved cuz I'm here :D anyways, tonight (12:00) the person you love will soon realize they love you (hope it comes true :3) then at 1 pm to 2 pm holy sh- get ready for the shock of your life! Um if you break this chain apparently you'll get bad luck? Eh, sending it to at least 1 person will make you be just fine- Okay nvm it said if you don't send this to 15 people you'll turn ugly in one year- WHICH IS BULLSHIT, I SWEAR YOU WON'T TURN UGLY!-" <33 luv ya, my dear friend! :3