Greetings Earthlings!!
We're just two weird-ass chicks from planet yo-face-is-hot
We write orig-anal stories!!! (The anal joke was just a joke we don't write about anuses)
Loser enjoys sticking Dork's toes in her eye
Whilst Dork prefers tight pants and body rolls,

YEs those are our real names: Loser and Dork, we have loving parents.

So I guess it's time for some inspirational quotes or something

*cough*

"YOU are the master of your own bladder."

"Believe in bread. And bread will believe in you."

"Don't ever doubt  the Guac (amole)"