There is a goey chocolate chip cookie in place of where my heart should be.

Drop it and break it in pieces and I will be... Very sad..At first. Then I will punch you. 

Cause cookies are delicious and ruining a perfectly good cookie is an atrocity which should be punishable by death.

Not really death but...Torture doesn't sit right with me.

Also...This is very random and I have no idea where this is going.

What do I even mention on a profile? 

Meh. Not my full name obviously.

Or my address or something like that. That would be asking for trouble.

Anyone else ever want to do stuff like that for the hell of it to see what happens?

Well...For Science! Should be my motto with the amount of stupid stuff I do just out of curiosity. 

Meh. I'm like...16? I'll probably be 17 next October.

As soon as I get used to the new digit it's the next year again.

Stuff about myself. Umm..

I am a morning person. I also hate coffee.

How do I survive you ask? 
Off the souls of my enemies. I wish lol.

I like cookies? Wait. I started with that. Or did I?

I have a massive sweet tooth. Which doesn't mean I have gigantic teeth though.

One of my friends said that it's unacceptable to have a profile which consists solely of the word 'Cookies'. (Glares)

So blame this rambling whatever-the-hell-this-is on her.

Uhhh. I am horrible at remembering names.

I can memorise anything else about you easily.

But it will take me a couple of weeks to get your name.
Which should really be the simple part.

And even after that at times it will take me five whole minutes to remember.

I like reading novels and writing and doodling.

I edit fics on Wattpad, AO3 and Fanfiction.Net

Anyone who is still reading this after all that...Kudos to you lol.

Not good with social interactions.

Absurdly shy at times which I've been told before is impossible.

(I have a naturally loud voice and I'm six feet tall.)

That's all I guess?

So there. Have some incredibly random facts about me. Lol