@Lunnarium224
I just posted two Shitpost stories and they are retarded✨ Maybe I should write more of these. . ? I mean, they’re funny and easy to create and post, but at the same time they make me seem childish and immature.
I don’t know, I need suggestions.
It’s Friday my dudes
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also Goodnight, I can’t wait to see everybody get mad at me for blowing up their devices
MY FRIEND!!!! HOW ARE YOU?!
Banan
LIFE HACK:
Have you ever wanted twice the amount of candy from one Halloween night? We’ll let me introduce to you THE ULTIMATE CANDY GETTER. You grab two bags and say that your sibling couldn’t come so you’re getting candy for them. BOOM. TWICE THE CANDY.
GEOREG was not happy that I used this trick, he said that it was bad that I lied to those people. But what GEOREG doesn’t understand is that Halloween only comes once a year and you have to make it count. ALSO HE DID IT TOO?! WHY CAN’T I?!
*ucking hypocrite.
My birthday is on Wednesday, just to let you know. ALSO LOOK UP QUOKKA BECAUSE THEY ARE SO *UCKING CUTE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I yelled and my grandparents probably think I’m crazy. Also GEOREG told me to shut up because he just fell asleep. I’m sorry GEOREG, my apologies.
Me: GEOREG is back from his vacation! GEOREG how was it?
:) :I brought you and your followers a flower necklace *Places flower necklace on you* I hope you like it, your followers are very precious to me!
Me: Thank you GEOREG! They are very precious, aren't they?
:) :Yes. If anyone touches them I will take it upon myself to make sure that their bullies life is a living hell from there on out.
Me: . . .
OKAY-
I just published another chapter in my book now! Ain't that amazing? You're probably not proud of me, BUT I AM. STFU YOU STEREOTYPICAL KARENS.
Also meet my mascot:
:) <-----GEOREG
HELLOO! I just updated my new book and I wanted everyone to see it. I will update it every Wednesday(Unless if something comes up) And maybe more often if I feel like it. Have a nice day :)
Hi peep
