'Understands human nature, doesn't judge you for beeing human. '
'So you want to destroy me? Well get in line!'
'The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you'd be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.'
'You wear youre trousers so low that your ass is exposed to other naughty men. I mean, you can park youre bike in there.'
'You know, if you spent as much time appealing to suspects as you do annoying me, things might go a lot faster.'
'You are the oldest young person I've ever met! And coming from an immortal, that's saying something.'
'Do I get a code word? If so, might I suggest "monkey bottoms"? 'Cause trust me, I can work that into any sentence quite naturally.'
'No. It's puff, puff, pass,not puff, puff, stomp angrily'
'You know you're going to have to get much better at lying, if you wanna be president.'
'The Devil gets burned by fire. Could this be any more ironic?'
'A deal's a deal, especially one with the Devil.'
'Never been thrown out of anywhere before in my . Well, except for Heaven, of course.'
'Sometimes we are what we are, and we should embrace that.'
'What I hate more than anything is a liar, a charlatan, someone who doesn't believe in what they say.'
'That's why I don't lie. It's so hard to keep track of who knows what.'