I HAVE RETURNETH AFTER A YEAR OR SO OF ABSENCE. HUZZAH

Now witness the art of table flipping.
1. Get angry
2. Have a table nearby
3.(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
4.get caught. ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))
5. Flip them over too (╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \)
6. Apologize and put back table ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

The art of table flipping pt.2
7. Realize the 'person' you flipped over was a bear ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）
8. Get hypnotized by its gaze ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ 
9. Find out it is a Russian bear
10. And finally, become one with Russia, da.