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Argggg thinking about it... Theres gonna be a point in time WHERE I'M BLOND like it's giving UN COOKED RAMEN

So if I dye my hair purple... Would it be giving #happybirthdaygrimace? 

I'm ur dog and I'm coming for ur kids next

Mr testinut

Heyyyyyy ballsack :3 can we call sometime today *majestically twerks and floats away*

I'm gonna staple your balls to your forehead <3

HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU STINKI STINKER

BRO MY MOM THINKS DANNY AND DREW ARE MARRIED AND KURTIS IS THEIR LOVE CHILD 

If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? :,(</3