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@whimsy_willow sooooo funny storyyy
            
            um
            
            actually I don't rlly have a story?
            
            I have no fucking clue what happened
            
            at some point I actually gained a sleep schedule
            (it was not by choice)
            (turns out that when thou is chronically ill thou has a limited number of days thou can function when going to bed at 1)
            
            and then 
            
            um
            
            idrk
            
            I've been tired and I've had a lot of things going on in my life and I low-key slept instead of checking wattpad
            
            oopsie
            
            dw I now know regulation
            
            (who tf am I kidding I do not know regulation all I've done is reset my tiredness levels for a few weeks)
            
            so yeahhhh
            I'm backkkk
            
            prolly will be for a while
            
            will try to warn ya if I at some point won't be in the future
            
            (also slay love alley rose)

@whimsy_willow IT'S AMAZING I DIED

@LuvLunaandMione I'M SO FUCKEN EXCITED TO LISTEN AGH

@whimsy_willow the urge to hide the unwellness is strong
            I don't think it works very well tho
            hm
            
            ohhhh that's so rude of your dad smh
            how dare he interfere with the gay fanfics >:(
            
            lmao rereading comments I wrote from a lil bit ago is hilarious
            I most definitely was playing too much pokemon
            BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT POKOPIA HAD JUST COME OUT
            (and I instantly formed an obsession that interfered with my ability to live life)
            (super healthy)
            
            I DIDDDD
            I do not remember how I did on that test at all
            BUT
            I SLAYED THE PROJECT
            IT WENT WELL
            IT MADE SENSEEEEEEEEEEEE
            
            ooooo
            I can in fact taste the vibes
            said vibes taste like lemon squares not scones but close enough
            probably
            I now have a new life goal
            make lemon squares
            can't be that hard
            
            OH BTW MY FRIEND CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE
            WE MADE CARAMEL
            IT'S EDIBLE AND EVERYTHING
            
            I did get some sleep be proud
            be a little less proud that it caused me to low-key ghost you for over a fortnight
            
            I'm kinda doing better

@LuvLunaandMione DUDE REAL
            i'm kinda scared to yap too much to my bestie about wishbone because i relate way too hard to the songs and like WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUTTT
            
            yeah but like maybe just maybe we can bond over a shared obsession so like
            
            heheheh
            ugh i'll need it
            
            also im sorry for like ghosting wattpad i've been busy and my dad is always watching tv at night so i can't smuggle my computer to read gay fanfics as often >:(
            
            IDK I CANT COMMUNICATE EITHER OK 
            
            nahh never too much pokemon (i say like i'm a part of that fandom or wtvr)
            
            NOOO DONT DIE BABE
            i hope you aboslutely KILLED that math test and math project
            
            ok i made some lemon scones the other day and they were like little bites of citrus heaven 
            i'll send their vibes to you in hopes that you can taste the vibes
            
            GIRL GET SOME SLEEP
            (i say as i plan to pull an all nighter bc i need to make crafty shit)
            
            BAD. DO BETTER. FEEL GOOD. I SEND GOOD VIBES.

@whimsy_willow YAY
            
            the most universal of all universal experiences
            
            yeahhhh I'm a lil surprised my bestie didn't ship me to a therapist after hearing about my connell obsession and knowing the lyrics but I'm not complaining
            
            OMG THAT'S GREAT
            ohhhh that's less great
            ...
            good luckkkk <3
            
            but.. but... what am I supposed to do, open up about my problems and communicate??
            (jokes on you one of my problems is my inability to talk to people about my problems (:< )
            (the face with the parenthese next to it kinda looks like a wimpod)
            (...I think I need to stop playing so much Pokemon...)
            
            I support that
            I have a math test tomorrow
            and a math project due Friday 
            I may die
            
            yayyy
            scones <3
            
            stabby stabby v healthy but only when stabby stabby other people
            
            yeah so funny story I've spent 4-5 hours for the last 3 nights in a row
            I feel like I'm dying
            
            yeahhh I'm notttt <3

@whimsy_willow they areee
            like tf you mean I can't get by only using the words quite, effervescent, odd, huh, and where art thou???
            totally covers all situations
            one could argue where art thou could be used to convey anything one would like to say with the power of tone
            
            truly I wonder if those people were planted upon this planet with the knowledge of who is and isn't gay
            
            lol real
            
            >:(
            
            yeah my sleep average was looking better a couple days ago
            
            That's so smart!! Sounds super healthy :)
            
            you have to be hallucinating for it
            
            <3

@LuvLunaandMione no bc real words are hard
            
            it's crazy like how is your gaydar so good
            
            my gaydar is pretty good i just need to like. ask them. because i need more gay friends irl. but like it's so much easier to just wait for them to clock me and then we can just adopt each other and stuff
            
            real
            
            nooo not sarcastic at all
            
            if you average out my sleep....uhh don't actually do that nobody wants to know how little i sleep
            
            just ignore your problems!!!! every day is leg day when you're running from your problems
            
            (don't listen to me ok)
            
            i know like what kind of idiot do you have to be to make such foolish corrections
            
            <3

@whimsy_willow That's very bleh
            ...
            I'm very tired and apparently cannot find another word to express my sympathy rn
            
            That's good! It's always a little weird how some people just sense a person's queerness, like one of my friends approximately the second time I spoke to her she verified that I was a lesbian
            I just nodded
            it was wonderful
            I don't like words
            (complete utter bullshit I love talking, I just find it very hard to say I'm a lesbian and I'm not entirely sure why)
            
            ...that seemed sarcastic and I feel attacked
            but see if you average out my sleep throughout the week I get a sufficient amount for a normal person
            actually if you  average it I get more than enough for a normal person
            honestly even if you don't average it I get more than enough as long as I'm not spiraling
            ...
            I regret putting thought into this, it was much nicer when I could tell myself all my problems were just my sleep schedule
            
            autocorrect is on crack or something I swear
            like what the fuck do you mean you can turn other into otter but you can't turn i into I????
            
            awww thank you <3