Luv_crackers

normal writer: my heart beat in my chest
          	lemony snicket: my heart was pounding in my chest like a funeral drum, a word which here means an instrument of which is played at a funeral to a meloncoly tune.

summoningALLthegays

@Luv_crackers I went from reading a cute fanfic to this-
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Luv_crackers

@summoningALLthegays and that was pretty short for him. it would probably keep going like: I have gone to many funerals of friends, coworkers, and family members. the most recent funeral I have attended was one of my dear friend gArY. He was murdered ruthlessly, but of course i had to pretend i did not know that and that he died young of liver disease. The baudelaires did not attend their parents funeral, for the fact that their bodies had been destroyed in the fire and it seemed silly to host a funeral without a dead body.
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Luv_crackers

normal writer: my heart beat in my chest
          lemony snicket: my heart was pounding in my chest like a funeral drum, a word which here means an instrument of which is played at a funeral to a meloncoly tune.

summoningALLthegays

@Luv_crackers I went from reading a cute fanfic to this-
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Luv_crackers

@summoningALLthegays and that was pretty short for him. it would probably keep going like: I have gone to many funerals of friends, coworkers, and family members. the most recent funeral I have attended was one of my dear friend gArY. He was murdered ruthlessly, but of course i had to pretend i did not know that and that he died young of liver disease. The baudelaires did not attend their parents funeral, for the fact that their bodies had been destroyed in the fire and it seemed silly to host a funeral without a dead body.
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Luv_crackers

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