@summoningALLthegays and that was pretty short for him. it would probably keep going like: I have gone to many funerals of friends, coworkers, and family members. the most recent funeral I have attended was one of my dear friend gArY. He was murdered ruthlessly, but of course i had to pretend i did not know that and that he died young of liver disease. The baudelaires did not attend their parents funeral, for the fact that their bodies had been destroyed in the fire and it seemed silly to host a funeral without a dead body.