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normal writer: my heart beat in my chest
lemony snicket: my heart was pounding in my chest like a funeral drum, a word which here means an instrument of which is played at a funeral to a meloncoly tune.
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@summoningALLthegays and that was pretty short for him. it would probably keep going like: I have gone to many funerals of friends, coworkers, and family members. the most recent funeral I have attended was one of my dear friend gArY. He was murdered ruthlessly, but of course i had to pretend i did not know that and that he died young of liver disease. The baudelaires did not attend their parents funeral, for the fact that their bodies had been destroyed in the fire and it seemed silly to host a funeral without a dead body.
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normal writer: my heart beat in my chest
lemony snicket: my heart was pounding in my chest like a funeral drum, a word which here means an instrument of which is played at a funeral to a meloncoly tune.
Luv_crackers
@summoningALLthegays and that was pretty short for him. it would probably keep going like: I have gone to many funerals of friends, coworkers, and family members. the most recent funeral I have attended was one of my dear friend gArY. He was murdered ruthlessly, but of course i had to pretend i did not know that and that he died young of liver disease. The baudelaires did not attend their parents funeral, for the fact that their bodies had been destroyed in the fire and it seemed silly to host a funeral without a dead body.
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BESTIESSSS
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the first cult of weirdos activity is to draw a picture of yourself
make it as bad as you can
then post a pic of it in your book of cult activities :)
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make sure to join my cult!