Okay so my friend saw me reading fanfiction while waiting for him outside of school, and he said
"Do you really have to be reading that here?" so I responded with
"What? It's good writing, wanna check it out?" we argued for awhile, me constantly bringing up brilliant points like "C'mon, aren't you even a bit curious??" before he eventually gave in, the power of my words weakening him. He read a bit before giving me a sour face and handing back the phone.
"So...?"
"I don't want to read anymore, or I'll want to know what comes next."
I made sure to send him the link on both Messenger AND Instagram. Welcome to the dark side my friend.