Vamps 🔪

and why tf do i have 93 followers??

why do y'all think i'm funny? i deadass am not 

I have so many unfinished stories oml it's just I get this really good idea for one and then I get another idea and it just repeats 

I'm sorry for not updating my books and such, I've been busy this year and kinda have no inspiration for writing....I'm sure I'll be writing again though, this isn't the end! :)

The story "if slipknot made a group chat" (or some shit like that) made me laugh so hard I cried

Merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays if you don't celebrate it!) everyone! Hope you guys got what you wanted! My mom surprised me with A7X's Really Fucking Deluxe Box XD

*Clears throat* Here's a little inspirational quote to get you through the day....
          
          
          
          
          "I gotta take a shit, will ya excuse me?" - Charlie Manson

MY GRANDMA LIKES KPOP PLEASE SEND H E L P 

Writer's block is a bitch

Me: *showing my mom that one wheelchair death in Friday The 13th while laughing really hard*
          
          Mom: *shakes her head as she watched the video* You would laugh at a funeral.
          
          Me: Yeah, I laugh at everything....like that one time Mason (my cousin) choked on a mini Oreo and I didn't even help him, I just laughed in his face since he was making so me my weird faces!
          
          Mom: What?
          
          Me: What?