You are all about to die. Yes, I'm quite serious.

Hello! 

So I'm supposed to tell you about myself? Are you sure you want to know? Allright, here it goes:

I am fluent in 496 diffrent languages, including two yet unknown to man.

When I was five, a gipsy told my parents not to hold on to me too close- the Pickles would come and take me away to become Queen of the Pickle People. Needless to say, I am still waiting.

In my spare time, I kill people and tame lions. (Please understand, emotional torture sequences are my specialty.)

If you stand between my and my desires, prepare to loose your eyeballs.

I'd love to have fans, votes, comments and reviews :D