Dear reader, 

It's time to update this thing... 

Where do I start?

I guess the only option is to start from nowhere... 

You see, I was born in the middle of nowhere on some weird planet called Aslfjsdg. It's a very nice planet. The people there look human, but they are much cooler and since I was born there, it makes me awesome. And since I'm awesome, I must be a ninja. If I am a ninja, does that make the people who come from Aslfjsdg ninjas too? 
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I'll take that as a yes. I come from the planet of the ninjas. How cool is that?

Anyways, since I come from such an awesome planet, people are jealous. Since people are jealous, they are trying to hunt me down to find the secret to becoming such an awesome person who is a ninja. The other Aslfjsdg ninjas are also in hiding. If you know our secret locations, please don't disclose it to anyone who is a scientist because they are the ones hunting us... 

It's okay if you accidentally give it out because by the time you finish reading this, I will be on a planet where penguins are blue and orange and can fly because they know how to sing Hawaiian songs. 

But if you give it out on purpose, we will find you and bad things are going to happen... 

*Secret smile, evil laugh*

Sincerely, Me.



P.S. If you need any covers for your books/stories, go ask  @Kaiti16. She did mine. Her covers are awesome!(: