LynClair hails from the corner of the universe in a town that no one has ever heard of. In this unknown mystical place, LynClair is constantly in battle with vicious cannibalistic fat cats, demon flocks of french-fry stealing pigeons, freakishly tall males and of course each other. 

LynClair is secretly two halves of one whole. 

Lyn is the awesome being with dreadful anger issues, a large mouth and a strange obsession with long stories and FanFiction.  Lyn, however, refuses to post her amazing sucky FanFiction here, as her main focus in writing is her original stories. Lyn is terrible at math and anything math related. She is considered a ball buster to any male being who knows her. She is temperamental and talks. A lot. 

Claire is the "sane" member of this collaboration. Standing at 5 feet and 3 1/4 inches (she grew!) she is a power house of loud voices, crazy hair, smart ass comments, utter failures and the occasional bad attitude. And it's all wrapped up in a sweet face. Claire likes to consider herself as a "special little snowflake", when she really isn't. She plans to become Queen of the Universe, but for now she's just taking it one day at a time.

There are many things that they would like to do but in the meanwhile, LynClair prefers to entertain themselves with music, marching band, books, writing, and sleeping of course.

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"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"  - Albert Einstein

"Courage! I have shown it for years; think you I shall lose it at the moment when my sufferings are to end?"     - Marie Antoinette 

"Let them eat cake!"    - Marie Antoinette

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."   - Albert Einstein 

"Be obscure clearly."   - E.B. White

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