I'm Lynne (Lin-E), I write weird crack-fics about Harry Potter, don't update regularly, and feel ashamed on the rare occasions I do update.
Basically, I'm an idiot, so just ignore me.
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LynneStrikesLucky
Jan 03, 2026 09:25PM
Lately I wanna write self-inserts just to parent all the fictional child soldiers. I think I’m old.View all Conversations
Stories by Lynne
Harry Potter has a Whole Buch of I...
[In which Harry is in love with Voldemort, and Voldemort is terrified.]
The truth is, Harry Potter has done i...
Harry Potter Isn't Harry Potter, H...
Harry Potter, son of Lily and James Potter, died on his eighth birthday.
Harry Potter, son of May Potter and...
![Say Hello To A Dead Dream [Hiatus] by LynneStrikesLucky](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/212025764-288-k613146.jpg)
Say Hello To A Dead Dream [Hiatus]
"It is rather irresponsible to leave a child of not two years alone on a doorstep."
Despite the wor...