Lyra

Mandatory Evac by the Oh Hellos makes anxiety but in a good way. the entire song is a crescendo that stresses me out but it's also calming. HOW.

instagram is so crazy because i just saw a chappell roan post and some random person claiming to be christian commented "GODS WRATH WILL BE MIGHTY! MARK MY WORDS. 10:10AM" like did you just try to curse her?? using god?? are you going to murder her??? is this a death threat?? you're threatening people and making the REAL christians look bad 

i have not checked in on blue's clues in a very long time but watched the old one a ton when I was little and just saw that the new show had blue host a pride parade i love that 

when is slenderman going to post his skincare routine

sometimes i wish i lived in another country. but then i remember that as americans we get free pet eagles from the government and for a moment All Is Right In The World.

the Final Shape went on sale and so that mission with finding Crow at the beginning made me cry <3 I love him sm

thinking about when trump was talking about his relationship with putin. "We have a different kind of relationship, we have a very good relationship"
          
          trump is dating all the evil men in the world apparently. 

im not emo but my aunt says I am, probably because I have long dark hair. that's stolen valour from actual emos. so I must look like a fairy from space.

what does the t in t mobile stand for. t as in triforce? all t mobile employees are princess zelda. t as in Titania? all t mobile employees are Seelie court fae. t as in t hrt? all t mobile employees are transmasc. t as in Trixie? all t mobile employees are Trixie Mattel. t as in trojan war? ALL T MOBILE EMPLOYEES ARE PATROCHILLES FANS. t as in tomato? all t mobile employees are farmers. 

how do omelettes work like how do you make them and how do they form into that shape i dont eat eggs but i am confused by them