Hello, I'm Lyra. I'm also awesome. As you will no doubt deduce for yourself from my sunny disposition and endless witty banter. No, really.

     So who am I, really? I'm a highly dorky, cloyingly weird alien-human hybrid. I love math, philosophy, poetry, prose, birds, words and tiramisu. I delight in anything morbid. I find observing social dynamics highly amusing. I was born with the highly useful ability to psychoanalyze people. 

No, you mean, who am I really? I don't know. Or maybe I do and I'm too lazy to tell you.
Either way, whatever. Godspeed.