Howdy.
It has come to my attention that some sick MF hacked my profile and added a truly disgusting link here. Given that it's been a few months since I've logged in (grad school was a BEAR), I've only just noticed it. I apologize on behalf of whoever thought that was an acceptable thing to do, as well as for the role that my absence played in making such a thing possible.
If there are any additional instances of this person's work, please let me know so that I can REMOVE THEM. Seriously. How absolutely disgusting.
Anyway, I admit that I am the world's worst author, in that I am completely unreliable when it comes to updates. However, I've found that I'm graduated and unemployed for the time being, so I'm going to make at least SOME degree of effort to finish what I've started with Asphodel.
Thank y'all for sticking with me and being at least moderately interested in what I have to say.