@M-Mon-o
I’m using the fact that they’re probably asleep to read a bunch of books cuz I don’t have the heart to leave and im not the type of guy to leave a call when someone’s asleep since most people expect that and feel disappointed when they see someone ended the call
MA CHILSSDD
*casually reposts a story from a long while ago cuz I ain’t no pussy*
I just type because and the auto correct was this: be Auseinandersetzung
@M-Mon-o OH- OH SHIT- I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS THAT FAR WITH ZOOPHILES-
The little faggots that I know *rolls eyes affectionately*
@M-Mon-o dcta, disability/disorder change to another. Example: ADHD to paranoia.
Straights: how do I explain to my kid about gay people?
If you can explain to your kid a magic immortal man in a red suit every year once a day flies around at night in a magic sleigh ride with reindeer that fly giving people presents, deciding if they’re naught or nice, and he can watch you 24/7 I THINK YOU CAN EXPLAIN TWO PEOPLE ARE IN LOVE
Why do keep falling for people with partners???
(To the tune of Give a Little by LeGrand and CG5 (look it up. I haven’t listened to the full thing but I’m sure it’s awesome!)
Everybody told me I act a lot like Fundy
What they didn’t know is that when I’m depressed I tend to copy personalities
So when you see me being chaotic with my friends of friends
Don’t say I came from a planet with no common sense
I just realized I struggle to express happiness so much that I find myself wishing I could purr when I feel truly happy
Yeah I’m not the curviest person you’ll meet but I sure am the cutest ;)
