"𝗜𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆!... 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗰𝗵."

DEADPOOL!

"𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀? 𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸-𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲!"

MERC WITH A MOUTH!

"𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲. 𝗣𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗬𝗼𝘂."

FOURTH WALL OBLITERATOR!

"𝗢𝗵, 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧! 𝗛𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝘂𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻! 𝗜 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗦!"

EVERYONE'S FAVORITE ANTI-HERO!

"𝗟𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘆... 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗢𝗙 𝗩𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗡 𝗖!"



𝙒𝙤𝙬𝙯𝙖 - 𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙈𝙨/𝙈𝙧/𝙈𝙭! 𝙈𝙖𝙮 𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙮, 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙛𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 ;) 𝙂𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙖𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮 𝙗𝙪𝙮𝙞𝙣' 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪? 𝘾𝙖𝙣 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣? 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚?
𝘜𝘴, 𝘯𝘰.
𝙐𝙨, 𝙔𝙀𝙎!



(( Deadpool anon, penned by Kaen, Jun 17 2k21, multiship/fandom/verse, pansexual, FC Ryan Reynolds, mature + NSFW themes, heavily influenced by 2013 video game ))

𝙃𝙚𝙮, 𝙮𝙤𝙪! 𝙂𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚?