I STILL REMEMBER
THE 3RD OF DECEMBER,
ME IN YOUR SWEATER
YOU SAID IT LOOKED BETTER
ON ME THAN ON YOU
ONLY IF YOU KNEW
HOW MUCH I LIKED YOU
BUT I WATCH YOUR EYES
AS SHE WAAAAAALKS BY
WHAT A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
BRIGHTER THAN THE BLUUUE SKY
SHE GOT YOU MESMERISED
WHILE I...DIED
WHY WOULD YOU EVER KISSSSS ME
I'M NOT EVEN HALF AS
PRETTYYYYYYY
YOU GAVE ME YOUR SWEATER
IT'S JUST POLYESTER
BUT YOU LIKE HER BETTER
I WISH I WERE HEATHER...