Hey.

My name's Mike, and I'm an 18 year-old High School Graduate living in Arizona.  I'll be crashing in Northern Arizona University next year, and hopefully majoring in Mechanical Engineering.

Right, I doubt you give a rat's ass about any of that stuff, so I'll go with this instead.  I used to be an avid writer (so I tell myself) until I discovered the wonderful nuances of numbers and math and what have you.  So, writing bone is a bit brittle as of now.  Let's see if I can change that, shall we?