-Welcome to my house.
as you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so Tilted at the Towers

-But this isn't really Tilted or a Tower.

-Well, you see, It's a gamer pad.
Not many girls come in here cuz I get friendzoned so frequently.
But that's ok.

-I'd like to be in the friendzone, I'd like friends!

-It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend! they treat you like an Item!
Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to this women, But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.

-Well I'm not a gamer so, maybe they will respect me.

-That just makes you a Betacuck
~
That's the difference between you and I,  Silver The Hedgehog,
I'm an Alpha Gamer and-
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-...Anyway... Where we're dropping boys?