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he4rtlust

i fixed it  .  i fixed your car and it honestly looks like nothing ever happened to it  .  i'm sorry  ,  j  .  i really am  .

he4rtlust

*  nervously  ,  watching him examine the new bumper and hood  .  she was chewing on her bottom lip gently  ,  though the weight lifted off her shoulders once he responded  .  though  ,  confused came over her face as he began to walk away  .  walking after him  ,  she spoke  .  *   what  ?  i thought we could like  ..  drive around  .  or you could drop me off  .  you're really gonna make me walk  ?  it's getting dark out  .  i promise i won't say a word the whole ride  .
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@fem4le  |
            
            * rounding the car , he watched as the new bumper & hood was revealed . grunting in acknowledgment . not offering much of a response * it’s ( fine ) . * turning , he made his way to the hideout entrance * are you walking home ? 
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he4rtlust

..   i'm not stupid  -  whatever  ,  i don't have time to argue with you  .  *   with a slight frown tugged on her lips  ,  he always knew how to make her feel so bad about herself  .  but she couldnt help but still like him  .  standing in the driveway  ,  she uncovered the sheet off the car  .  there revealing a brand new bumper and hood  .  it was as if nothing happened to it  .  *   there it is  ..  do you like it  ?
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nutzos

ya  gotta  admit ,  dat  was  funneh !  did ya  see  da  look  on  his  face  when  he  saw  my  mallet  comin'  ta  meet  his  face  !?!

nutzos

*  the  corners  of  her  mouth  curled  into  an  innocent  smile  at  the  sound  of  her  name  coming  his  mouth.   letting   his  bottom  lip  go,   she  brushed  her  lips  on  his.  one  hand  trailed  up  to  his  neck  and  her  innocent  smile  still  displayed  on  her  face   *    i  like  gettin'  teased,   but  i  also  enjoy  teasin'  back,  mistah  j.    *  she  spoke  softly,  giving  his  neck  a  light  squeeze  *
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@nutzos  |
            
            * soft huffs escaped his parted lips , body curling in against her until he felt her teeth catch his lower lip * harley ... * mumbled lowly , brows furrowing while he squeezed her hips tightly in his grasp *
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nutzos

*  she  felt  a  tiny  smile  curl  on  her  lips  as  they  closed  all  the  space  between  them.  harley 's  thumbs  began  to  rub  against  his  shirt  while  her  teeth  gently  tugged  on  his  bottom  lip  *
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killsolved

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let me in  ,  asshole  .  

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@detectiveisms  |
            
            *  meanwhile  he  spent  the  hour  working  in  his  office  .  checking  the  time  every  few  minutes  ,  wondering  what  was  taking  her  so  long  .  towards  the  end  of  it  he  went  back  to  the  bedroom  where  he  organized  his  wall  of  guns  *  ya  took  your  time  .  come  out  like  a  shrivelled  grape  ,  hm  ?  *  he  teased  ,  turning  to  glance  her  way  *  wanna  rest  ?
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killsolved

*  once he left she fully stripped & moved to sit herself in the water  .  she stayed there for a good hour really just to think  ,  having bathed the first few minutes she was in there  .  once she was finished she got out & dried her hair off  ,  finding the bare minimum of deodorant & lotion before getting dressed & leaving the bathroom with a yawn  *  
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@detectiveisms  |
            
            *  dropping  them  down  ,  he  turned  away  again  *  i’ll  be  working  in  my  office  .  call  if  ya  need  anything  .  *  then  he  was  walking  towards  the  bedroom  door  ,  leaving  her  with  some  privacy  *
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barbieblooded

puddin ’  !  it  was  an  accident  ,  i  swear  —

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@OFJESTERBLOOD  |
            
            oh don’t get me wrong , harls . i’m still very mad . * he hissed , opening up the bag & beginning to empty it out * get a pepperony pizza . * mumbled stubbornly , throwing most of the clothes into a drawer hugging the wall *
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barbieblooded

@MADLAUGHS 
            *  finally being pulled from the embrace  ,  a giggle erupted from her playfully lips before she made her way over to her phone to order the pizza  *  i knew ya’ couldn’t stay mad at me puddin’  ,  i’ll order the food  ~
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@OFJESTERBLOOD  |
            
            * the clown stumbled back at her affections , supporting the harlequin with two strong arms wrapped around her waist * get offa’ me , harley ! * he growled , face creasing in annoyance while he tilted his head away from the multiple kisses . eventually managing to pry her off *
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savedrabbts

;;  im jealous this is prettier than my joker anon .

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@MADLAUGHS
            
            ;; n O its nOt SJJSJS can we be friends
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MADLAUGHS

@F0LLOWY0U  /  dude ledger will forever be iconic & yours is beautiful  <33
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he4rtlust

i wanna drive your car  .  teach me to drive  ,  now  .

he4rtlust

*   before she could even open her mouth to speak  ,  she caught his large hand fly forward to grab her hair  .  shutting her eyes tight as she walked with him  ,  she opened them  .  jesus  ,  it was worse that she thought  .  her eyes widening more  ,  making a bold move  ,  she brought both her hands up to shove at his chest harshly  .  as well as trying to swat his hands away  .  *   OKAY  !  let go of me  !  maybe  ..  maybe it is worse than i thought  .  but i'm  -  i'm sorry  ,  i can fix it  .  i promise  ,  j  .  it'll be fine  .
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@fem4le  |
            
            * eyes follow her like a hawk as she got out of the car . the fumbling words only added fuel to the fire * it doesn’t LOOK that bad ? have you even SEEN it , riley ?! * one hand suddenly flies forward , grabbing a fistful of her hair before he dragged her to the front of the car . pointing * LOOK AT IT ! 
            
            /  LMAOO
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he4rtlust

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*  jumping at his roars  ,  she looked up to watch him come around the drivers side  .  her fingers fumbling to unbuckle her seatbelt  .  bottom lip trembling slightly  .  as bad as it sounds  ,  she waited for him to grab her and yank her out of the car  .  but since he waited  ,  she slipped out of the car herself  .  trying to avoid eye contact as much as possible  ,  she gulped softly as her fingers pinched her sleeves  .  *   i'm sorry  ..  please don't be mad  .  i can  ..  i can fix it and i can pay for everything  .  it'll be fine  -  its not even  ..  it doesnt look that bad  .
            
            /    fr shes drinking dumb bitch juice today  </333  HWHDBSBS IM CRYING STILL OMH
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he4rtlust

kiss me

he4rtlust

noo  ,  i'm still so sore from this morning  ..  j  ..  *  shivers sent down her spine and neck as his kisses turned into sucking of her skin  .  her nails only digging deeper into his abs  .  *   say i'm the best pair of lips you've ever kissed and maybe  ..  i'll let you kiss me  .  *  pursing her lips softly  ,  her eyes fluttered shut  .  her body sinking deeper into the cushions  .  a soft moan this time was heard  .  *
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@fem4le  |
            
            well  ya  know  what  they  say  ,  ( third )  times  a  charm  .  *  jaw  visibly  clenched  while  goosebumps  rose  across  his  abdomen  from  her  nails  *  you  just  taste  too  ( good )  .  can’t  help  it  .  *  soaking  the  whine  up  like  music  to  his  ears  ,  he  nipped  &  sucked  behind  her  ear  *
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he4rtlust

it can only be one kiss or else we'll end up having sex again  .  and we've already done it twice today  .  *  she spoke  ,  her voice growing softer  .  her manicured fingernails digging into his abs a bit  .  *   and i know you wanna kiss me more than i do  .  *  as she felt his lips press on her skin  ,  she tilted her head back a bit  .  a gentle whine leaving her lips  .  *
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