@MARPHYSICIST
eyy martha . have you made anyone cry
yet today ?
a little kid on the streets this morning, he was scared of my cool spiderman sweatshirt matched with crazy frizzy hair. sigh.
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░ JOAN MERRY'S FACIAL EXPRESSION HAD TWISTED INTO ONE OF HORROR. She had allowed Martha Miller, the senior physics major, to drive her because Joan had theorized that such a disciplined girl such as Martha would be an A-OK drive. Now Joan Merry was rethinking that theory.
Ben Ferris, a junior who was double-majoring in mathematics & physics, had made the poor decision of parking in a way so Martha would be unable to get out without hitting his car. Martha Miller just so happened to be having a seriously shitty day. Therfore, Ben Ferris' car was also going to have a shitty day as well.
Long story short, Ferris' car got smashed ( & not in the good way ) while Martha drove off, scowling at the college boys who came dashing out during the crime scene, yelling & cursing.
Joan just watched, horrified, in the passengers' seat. When Martha told her to lean out & give them the bird, she just replied with, "Everyone says that characters like Charles Sawyer and Dana Bills are crazy. Martha, baby, you LOCO."
"Jeez louise," Joan mumbled, leaning back in her seat, glancing out the window anxiously. Of course, Ben Ferris could be an asshole & probably parked that way to screw with Martha. Of course, again, Martha is known for this so Ben should have predicted this himself. "Well, hey, tonight is the lunar eclipse so that is cool." She suggested as she turned her head back to Martha with a cheeky look.
" It was Ferris' fault for not parking properly! Can he even drive? " Martha argued, waving her arms around and looking like she truly is out of her mind.
Her day had been particularly difficult to deal with, she'd just call it shitty. First, she did not sleep due to the extra tasks she'd been assigned to ( usually this would not bother her, but in this case, it did ). Then, her sleep deprivation caused her to not pay attention to her mother talking on the phone, which then led to an argument. The third, halfway through the day she got her deeply feared period that she did not sign up for because she doesn't have a period tracker. And last but not least, Joan Merry ( who was nice, Martha supposed ) had asked for her help with a simple task such as driving a car. Martha had asked why, to which Jo responded with something along the lines of "disciplinary usually always means to decent parking."
And now, perched angrily on top of the earth she blamed, Martha huffed and sunk into her seat a little. She gazed towards just how ridiculous Ben Ferris' parking skills were, completely unbelievable for a physics major like him. " And yet they blame me. "
Martha was utterly sick of today, she could not take more of it. " This is presumably the worst day of my lif ― wait, no, the worst day of my life was the day I was born. "
martha. right?
heya , i have a situation -
i have a passed out guy in my car . i am
DA & i don't know him but i felt bad ,, yet
he is a muscle dude & i am a shrimpy computer nerd . could you help me ?
martha , hey ! may i interest you in
some computer wire - recycled bracelets
to help fund the computer club ?
just trying to invent new programs while also trying to memorize every line from Return of the Jedi .
well , i thought so but was not entirely sure . back to the future is definitely an oldie but a goldie .