MARRY_ME_DAVEED

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Wait a second how can Megan thee stallion be that bitch, still that bitch, and forever be that bitch if Lizzo took a dna test and she found that she  is 100% that bitch and yet carol baskins is also being screwed because she is that bitch. Aren’t dogs bitches??? So shouldn’t soccer be that original bitch- WAIT WHO IS THAT BITCH?!?!

realzpeggyschuyler

Lizzo stole those lyrics smh
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MARRY_ME_DAVEED

@JohnlockStuckyDrarry it was like 1:00 am and I was having a mental break down
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MARRY_ME_DAVEED

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Wait a second how can Megan thee stallion be that bitch, still that bitch, and forever be that bitch if Lizzo took a dna test and she found that she  is 100% that bitch and yet carol baskins is also being screwed because she is that bitch. Aren’t dogs bitches??? So shouldn’t soccer be that original bitch- WAIT WHO IS THAT BITCH?!?!

realzpeggyschuyler

Lizzo stole those lyrics smh
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MARRY_ME_DAVEED

@JohnlockStuckyDrarry it was like 1:00 am and I was having a mental break down
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Have you ever done something so horrible you decided to just say fuck it and slit your throat enough to make you mute so that people are more focused on your throat then what you did but then you got positive whiplash from that horrible thing so now you have to delete your search history on how to become mute, untie your jumprope noose, and wash all the kitchen knives .... (for legal reasons this is a joke)

1Fightingfrenchman

@MARRY_ME_DAVEED 
            Jesus time is the best time.
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MARRY_ME_DAVEED

@1Fightingfrenchman yes praying from 7 to 10:30 is very relatable nothing shady going on here everyone does it
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MARRY_ME_DAVEED

So like.....are vampires teeth like straws or do they actually drink the blood. If so then how come there’s so much blood left in their mouth. Or do they just have to satisfy the teeth??

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@AngrySqueakyToy I was rewatching tvd and it crossed my mind
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Jun-i-per

@MARRY_ME_DAVEED why the fu-
            Should I be concerned why your thinking of t h a t
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MARRY_ME_DAVEED

My mom and I watched Hamilton and she keeps asked if I can give Daveed to her because she doesn’t wanna like the guy her child likes-

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@JohnlockStuckyDrarry 
            I quote people a lot ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
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@JohnlockStuckyDrarry I was like “well well well how the turn tables” and she told me to shut up ;-;
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